#4: Pokemon Presidents
Tags: barack obama, hilary clinton, john mccain, president, role playing game, world of warcraft
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March 24, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Oh, Lord…if I hear Obama say “change” or “hope” one more time, I think I’m gonna puke.
March 27, 2008 at 2:49 am
This is fantastic . . .
March 27, 2008 at 7:15 am
Oh, Lord…if I hear Yoko, I mean Hillary say “executive branch experience” or “sniper fire” one more time, I think I’m gonna puke.
March 27, 2008 at 7:47 am
This is beautiful. If only real life was more like pokemon
March 27, 2008 at 8:24 am
So you hope I’ll change my role, huh? mwhahahahahha!
March 27, 2008 at 10:44 am
I love you.
March 27, 2008 at 12:04 pm
response to Danny: your stomach’s stronger than mine. I already have
response to Vince: you’re fantastic. I’m just in love with pokemon
response to Manny: Yoko should puke. Then die.
response to Sam Jackson: we would all have a magic power. that’d be amazing
response to Barack: did the white writers writing your speeches tell you to say that? Ohhhh snap
response to Jerod: you just love my doggy style
March 27, 2008 at 12:58 pm
I love lamp
and how the fuck can you like McCain, did Bush not do enough damage to the republicans reputation to make you think, hmmm maybe a one party system isn’t what this country needs… and it’s not like you dumb shits even ask questions, like, perhaps, how do you plan on creating new high tech jobs to repel the over seas job loses and provide a foundation for future growth in a world with China (don’t need to go into detail, but we’ll call them the manufacturing state), Korea and japan (putting billions into creating a complex high tech industry around robotics), the middle east with both religious turmoil (where do the candidates stand on Israel and the Muslim stats… because believe it or not it is a religious issue as well as a resource issue… however I doubt half the people in America have ever thought about whats going on… so a quick side, it started thousands of years ago and then the modern re-start happened after WWII when the Brits gave Israel back to Jews. Which was GOOD and perfectly justified, the Brits owned it. This is why Ahmandijad (irans prez) denies the holocaust happened). Ahhh Fuck it.
Yeah you know what, even though I’ve only heard Barack talk about a few of these issues with clarity, your probably right. McCain all the way. Dumb fucking people…. Hope is the only thing you guys have left and your pissing it away as if this modern Rome could never crumble.
March 27, 2008 at 5:22 pm
this is super accurate. I love this.
March 27, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Timmah: tl;dr.
Lol? uses Alternative Spacing Techniques on Timmah.
Attack is ineffective!
March 28, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Funny!
March 28, 2008 at 9:01 pm
You put a good amount of effort into this. That’s admirable. I like it.
March 28, 2008 at 9:02 pm
You put a lot of effort into it. I like it.
March 28, 2008 at 9:35 pm
I just stumbled upon this, and its absolutely incredible. Big thumbs up.
March 29, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Awesome
April 3, 2008 at 1:00 am
this was funny and tight good job
April 3, 2008 at 11:37 am
I’m surrounded by over educated idiots. Hey Ventura, where do I sign up for the revolution?
April 7, 2008 at 2:34 am
Nick,
Obama writes a good portion of his own speeches, had no ghostwriters on his books, and wrote his speech on race in PA without a single writer, according to Marc Ambinder at The Atlantic:
http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/03/speechwriter_of_one.php
But if you’re allergic to positivity and optimism, by all means stay on the internet for the rest of the year.
Remember that hopeless people don’t vote.
April 7, 2008 at 2:52 am
Vanessa, I appreciate you taking the time to read this and give your point of view. Although, I think it was pretty obvious I was kidding right there. It’s a fairly obvious right-wing scare tactic.
Even though I know for a fact that no politician writes their own speeches, and that The Atlantic should be the very last news source to trust on anything pertaining to Obama (unbelievable bias)…I’m not cynical enough to think he has all white writers.
Come on, critical think. Look at the rest of this website, and critical think
April 7, 2008 at 1:12 pm
I was being tongue-in-cheek with a relevant source! I don’t think I was rude to you and I recognized your tone. The OP is a graphic of the candidates as Pokémon, after all. All in fun!
I’m a mathematician; logic is my living. Recognize that I’m just teasing.
April 7, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Haha I’m man enough to admit I’m wrong. Your sarcasm is a subtle brand, Vanessa
April 7, 2008 at 9:13 pm
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April 12, 2008 at 10:05 pm
“Donors,” not “donars.”
Obama ‘08.
April 14, 2008 at 2:08 pm
haha, this is funny… (for those mccain haters)
http://www.ifmccainbecomespresident.com
April 16, 2008 at 11:33 pm
I hope Obama wins. Then America can have an inexperienced president who utterly lets everyone in America down because he can’t keep his promises about change and hope because there’s more people involved in whats wrong with America then just George W. Bush and just because one president is cashiered doesn’t mean a rainbow is going to appear and drops of happiness will fall upon fields full of dancing Americans while the rest of the world cheers and claps on.
I love the sound of super powerful, stupid countries falling down on it’s own rotten structure.
Obama ‘08!!
May 9, 2008 at 10:51 am
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July 3, 2008 at 5:01 pm
The important thing is that we elect a robot.
Robots are experienced, because robots can just have information programmed into their hard drive and they will retain knowledge about however we need to play the situation. Robots are also for change because we have never elected a robot.
A good candidate is Optimus Prime, he seems to be a respectable robot.
I understand the issues. I just don’t like talking about them.